i’d break her in half
a phrase used in describing an attractive female whose figure is far too pet-te for hardcore s-xual intercourse.
commonly heard from the lips of a rather large and/or c-cky male figure who feels his brute force may, in fact, injure the above-mentioned female.
(hott girl walks by)
hyper guy: dude, check her out! boy, what i’d do for a night with that…
cool guy: whatever man, i’d break her in half. let’s go hit on the softball team.
hyper guy: good idea!
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