megastoner


an extreme form of the stoner, the megastoner is an individual whose near-constant marijuana use reduces him to a pathetic state of drooling semi-r-t-rdation. the megastoner is unable even to play video games or engage in normal conversation.
did you see that megastoner? he smokes every five minutes. he can’t even wipe his own -ss.
the girlfriend of a full-time pot smoker who, while encouraging her boyfriend to stop smoking, actually in fact consumes more pot than him.
girlfriend: p-ss the bong sweetie…
boyfriend: d-mn girl, how many have you had? your a godd-mn megastoner!

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