a dude walks down the street and gay dudes find attractive. instead of saying i want to bone that, you say, “i’d pee in his b-tt”.
bob: “d-mn look at him he is hot:
me: “yeah i’d pee in his b-tt”
in front of the keyboard she takes pictures ifok or webcam shots. i’m not afk, i’m ifok but i don’t want to chat with you.
- i kiss you
catchphrase of mahir, one of the first internet celebrities to ever exist. “i kiss you” basically translates to something along the lines of “i love you” or “i would like to kiss you”. this is my page ……. welcome to my home page !!!!!!!!! i kiss you !!!!!
the iknife is apple’s new product, designed by townies, for townies; as such, it may be bought with “a ride on shirley”. the clever advertising of the iknife has led many townies to believe that it is the only knife on the market, even though they may have three knives in their back pocket, or […]
a person who gets caught checking out his neighbor sun tanning; gets caught telling his friend that his mom is a milf; gets caught masturbating in a macy’s dressing room, and who’s sister is a hooters girl. oh my gosh! you jerked it in a dressing room? you’re an ilikegirls5!
having s-x with ones mother so many times making her a sl-t for all eternity matt illsl-tyourmother like theres no tomarrow