I’d smash


pr-nunciation: eyed smash
function: vernacular, expressive phrase
etymology: from “i’d hit it”

used to express when someone wishes to sleep with an attractive member of the opposite s-x.
“what do you think of jenny?”
“i’d smash.”
a term used by guys to briefly rate a female. means the girl could be anywhere between ‘really f-cking hot’ or ‘ok’. a girl decent enough to f-ck or above.
guy 1:hey,what would you rate brianna?
guy 2:eh,shes ok. nice -ss but her face looks weird. i’d smash.

(hot girl walks by group of guys)
guy 1: id smash
guy 2: same.
group nods in approval.

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