I’d wear a hat on a day like that


a cautionary plat-tude expressing the frustrations and/or ambivalence towards a situation; an exclamation of humanity’s futility in the face of insurmountable insanity, stupidity, or all-around wretchedness.
– do you ever have one of those days when you can’t begin to justify having gotten out of bed?
– i’d wear a hat on a day like that!

– kevin’s coming back from vacation on monday, and he will be p-ssed!
– wow, i’d wear a hat on a day like that!

– hey jerry, how’s it going?
– ugh, i had an 8:30 meeting with bill yesterday.
– ooof, i’d wear a hat on a day like that!

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