idick


a person who lameness is exceeded only by their obsession with all items created by apple.
“did you hear about bill? he just bought a new ijacket which keeps him warm and plays music.” “you serious? man, what an id-ck”
possibly one of the next inventions from apple comming soon so your f-cked up girlfriend can operate a vibrator…and listen to music
“yay traci…now i can f-ck myself and enjoy listening to justin timberland.”

“id-ck is one of the greatest inventions ever” – mt-p-ssy b-tch mag
idiot + d-ck
not once did i think: hm, he doesn’t come off as a complete id-ck

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