idioot someone that’s worse than an idiot but not as bad as a r-t-rd
a misspelling of “enjoy” which only stupid people use. guy 1: -posts on facebook status publicly- i think i’m gonna go play some cod.. guy 2: injoy being in your parent’s bas-m-nt! guy 1: do you even spell check, brah? it’s spelled “enjoy”. guy 2: … injoy is stronger then enjoy. for injoyed is more […]
unable to defecate unless looking at or using an iphone. i couldn’t open my bowels because i lost my phone, i have iphonestipation.
- jesus toke
when you take a desperate toke from a weed pipe that you’ve owned since high school without any weed in the hopes of achieving a high. yo pepe let me take a jesus toke, i’m parched.
having a revelation immediately after ejaculating ex 1. andy has been drinking and is on drugs, he decides to ask out a girl he had been casually sleeping with over the past few weeks to formally be his girlfriend, ‘yes’ she says very excitedly thinking he would never ask , and they go off to […]
- jono argument
an argument in which a person with an absurdly high iq taunts another person, whose iq is slightly (but significantly) lower, until the latter person cracks and storms out in a fit of anger (usually takes all of 30 seconds) fiona: man, did you see jono storm out of here before? hannah: yeah, don’t worry […]