shortend-phrase meaning “i don’t know what you’re talking ’bout”
lisa: jessica ik u f-cked michael
modern version of “spic,” used towards people who are usually puerto rican. used in a derogatory manner. did you see what that lingy was wearing? *laughs*
- mathematical thievery
ideas you steal from so many sources (books, museums, music, paintings, photographs, poems, dreams, street signs, eavesdropping, etc.) to compose your mathematical definition for submission to urban dictionary. it’s not where you steal your mathematical ideas, it’s where you take them to—for example, to get urban math dictionary editors not to trash your mathematical thievery.
- peach grits
a v-g-n- that has rough stubble hairs, usually 2-3 days after not shaving m: what did you have for breakfast s: my girl woke me up with peach grits in bed
- blueberry tickle
perform the technique known as edging to achieve blue b-lls, then whilst your b-lls are blue have your partner tickle your t-st-cl-s until maximum t-tilation is achieved. i’ve gotta stand during this jam sesh, stephanie gave me a blueberry tickle last night.
- pulling a kris jenner
selling somebody else dignity for your personal gain. kris was involved in negotiating a deal for the sale and distribution of kim’s s-x tape with then-boyfriend ray j. —“everything jenner does in this world, every decision she makes on her daughters’ behalf, is based on greed and publicity,” my friend ruined my chances at the […]