Idle morning
when you’re at work and there’s nothing to do so you cruise the internet and chat until your boss hands you some work.
dude 1: “dude, check out johnson, he’s just chilling in his cube cruising the net.”
dude 2: “yeah, the boss must have forgot about him, so he’s having an idle morning today.”
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