a disease contracted from working excessively at a dead end job or third shift.
i think i need to go home. i have idontgiveash-t-tis and don’t want it to spread to my friends.
when you finger a girl in the -ssh-l- and she decides to drop a p–p on your hand and finish it off with a “sorry” you gave me a j-mong, wtf!!
- truck d**sh
that 40 year old guy who flew by you then proceeded to cut you off and give you a look like your the moron here. you know the one with the “i’m proud to be an american” sticker ever so slightly positioned next to a “w” sticker on his b-mper. pretty much every older chevy,ford […]
- milk dud daddy
afro-american pimp that pays well but also abuses his b-tch. my milk dud daddy pimps me out.
- milk f*ggot
someone that is picky about the type of milk they drink steve will only drink 2% milk. steve is a milk f-ggot
when you forget to flush the toilet. people were waiting in a long line to use the restroom and i realized i had a sh-taccident because i didn’t remember flushing the toilet.