Idontusuallydothisitis
a terrible case of denial in which a woman claims that she isn’t a wh-r-. this illness usually occurs after said woman has just picked up a random guy at a bar and taken him to her home late in the evening. the most obvious symptom of the illness is when the woman claims to have never been in such a situation just prior to performing a s-xual act on the guy.
shortly after meeting her in the bar and just before f-cking her mouth p-ssy, lucy told me she wasn’t normally the type of girl to do things like this. at first i thought maybe she was serious but after fisting her -sshole, i knew she had a terrible case of idontusuallydothisitis.
a terrible case of denial in which a woman claims that she isn’t a wh-r-. this illness usually occurs after said woman has just picked up a random guy at a bar and taken him to her home late in the evening. the most obvious symptom of the illness is when the woman claims to have never been in such a situation just prior to performing a s-xual act on the guy.
shortly after meeting her in the bar and just before f-cking her mouth p-ssy, lucy told me she wasn’t normally the type of girl to do things like this. at first i thought maybe she was serious but after fisting her -sshole, i knew she had a terrible case of idontusuallydothisitis.
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