IDS
instantaneous dumping sensation. the feeling where you’re fine one moment, and filled with dump in your intestines the next. no matter what you’re doing, even s-x, it causes you to have to sprint to the cr-pper as fast as you can. the need to relieve looms overhead when this occurs.
ids ftl ='(
omfg man, i was fin but den i ned 2 dump =(
10 minutes later…
yayaye! i relieved >=ð
imminent death syndrome.
joey has ids, be nice to him.
information disclosure statement
statement citing other patents and articles that relate to the invention you are trying to get patented.
quite possibly the most boring and uninteresting work i have ever wasted my time and energy on. when its a big one, you feel like jumping out of the 12th story floor you are working on and taking the whole thing with you.
attorney: please do this 755 reference ids.
-ssistant: hold on, im looking for my gun.
attorney: what for?
-ssistant: bang!
impressive d-ck syndrome.
a fortunate disorder in males that gives them a very impressive d-ck.
ralph has ids; he gets all of the ladies.
itchy d-ck syndrome.
a male or hermaphrodite, with a itchy p-n-s.
hey d00d did you hear kyle has poison ivy?
yeah chris said he’s got it on his peen too. hah bro he’s got ids.
when a boy casually touches himself down there (has to be more than 15 times in less then 3 minutes)when he thinks no one else is looking
wow that kid tom has ids. he cant stop touching his privates, and he thinks no one is looking!
imminent death syndrome.
to bring death upon one’s self.
ie- i am going to slit my throat.
jord has ids, be nice to him.
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