IED

improvised
explosive
device

when a bunch of f-ggot muj bury explosives, such as c4, mortar rounds, artillery sh-lls, grenades and such in sandy streets. the bomb is set off remotely by a p-ssy muj hiding somewhere when either a mounted or dismounted coaltion patrol p-sses by.

these events are usually recorded and put on the web, set with radical islamic chants in the backround and the triggermen screaming “allah akbar!”, which means “g-d is great.”

very, very popular in iraq, but now is turning up in afghanistan.
ied’s are for p-ss-es! if you’re a real martyr come out and shoot at us, you p-ssy muj!
improvised explosive device- currently one of the only effective means that lame -ss middle easterners have at attack coalition soldiers in iraq and afghanistan.
f-cking haji tried to get me with an ied but he set it off too soon, so we shot his -ss anyway.
an i.e.d is an ‘improvised explosive device’. these are in use in iraq and most combat areas. highly deadly to any sort of vehicle, armoured or not.
did you see what happened to that robot minesweeper when it hit that i.e.d?
an ied is a female that at first appears to be average looking but upon further investigation turns out to be quite disgusting. the term ied joined the popular lexicon after the release of the movie the hurt locker (in reference to the improvised explosive devices used by insurgents in iraq and afghanistan). these explosives are well disguised by making them look like items you’d commonly see along the side of a road. similarly, busted girls strategically hide their true appearance to get innocent guys to take them home (e.g. sungl-sses effect, makeup, lack of light at the bar). to the dismay of the soldiers who happen upon them on the battlefield, as well as the gentlemen who happen upon them in bars, ieds are not what they appear and end up exploding. of note, ied is the logical evolution of the terms “grenade” and “landmine” used in the popular reality tv show the jersey sh-r-.
allan woke up in horror this morning when he discovered that he went home with an ied last night. while extreme caution could have possibly prevented allan’s mishap, once he consumed his seventh shot of vodka, he became a prime target for ieds.
combining 5 hour energy with any booze and caffeinated beverage as a makeshift power bomb. aka an improvised explosive device.
without 4 loko, they used mountain dew and gin to create an ied
internet expert douchebag

a person or persons who transcribe text to depict themselves as having superior knowledge on a subject than anyone else.

very common in sporting topics for complete n-bodies to claim to have more inside and expert knowledge/advice than the coaches and athletes themselves.

they typically are quick to attack others who disagree with their opinions by claiming that person to be uneducated on the topic or matter of discussion.

they need to die.
person 1 – “the team shouldn’t trade him. he is an valuable -sset and the team has the funds to retain him. he is the reason they win. all the so called fans that hate on him clearly know nothing about the game and shouldn’t jump ship so easily”

person 2 – “i disagree his stats clearly show he wasn’t that great plus he spat on an official. its good they got rid of him”

person 1 – “you clearly no nothing and need to actually watch a game. so uneducated”

person 2 – “lookout! ied detected”
uncontrollable waist down gyrations toward the building support structure
rich is so sore from i.e.d.’ing