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when a vasectomy is carried out incorrectly, the vas deferens will curl around and embed itself within the wall of the prostate gland. upon -j-c-l-t–n, sperm will fill the prostate gland. with time, a pond of coagulated sperm will infect the prostate resulting in a drastic side effect, catastrophic -n-l pain. in such cases, an ient stick should be used. pain relief occurs only when the -n-s is pummeled repeatedly and the ient stick is left dripping with the stench filled sperm.
oh man i got so shafted at work today, it was like eating an ient stick.

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