if if was a fifth



means “what if” things were different, how would it be if things changed.
coined by bay area rappers like mistah f.a.b. and e-40
if it was no guns most of yall would be punks
its the truth, think about it playa
“if if was a fifth then we’d all be drunk. if it was no guns most of yall would be punks. if this was a cl-ss most of yall would flunk. if if was fifth then we’d all be drunk.”-mistah f.a.b.
“if if was a 5th then i’d be diggin in yo girl instead of lookin at her, if if was a 5th.”-e-40

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