if penises could walk

an expression used to describe situations in which the aforementioned event could never occur, ie. something that is very, very, very, very unlikely to happen.
if p-n-ses could walk, i could get laid every night this week.

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  • h*m*s*xually impaired

    a person suffering from opposite-s-x attraction disorder, whose s-xual preference is not for the same gender, ie a hetero, moo or breeder “john is so hot, i’m gonna ask him out on a date!” “yes he is, unfortunately he’s h-m-s-xually impaired. it’s so sad, such a waste.”

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  • as absolute b*lls

    to an extreme degree “it is hot as absolute b-lls out here. i’m sweating like a pig.”

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