If The River’s Red, Try The Dirt Track Instead


comical saying. means if your woman’s flowing, do her up the -rs-.
dave: man, i can’t have s-x with lucy at the moment, she’s having her period!
phil: so what? if the river’s red, try the dirt track instead!

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