If the shoe fits, wear it


if the statement applies to you, admit it or do something about it
you are ignoring all the facts. if the shoe fits, wear it.
a premise used as a justification for having s-x with a young girl. essentially, if you can fit it inside of her, you’re good to go. see also: if there’s gr-ss on the playing field, play ball.
guy 1: that girl in the short skirt is begging for it.

guy 2: isn’t she too young for you?

guy 3: whatever dude, if the shoe fits, wear it.

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