iFag

1. someone who thinks he is cool because he owns an apple product, usually the iphone or the ipod.

2. someone who thinks he is cool because he bought a certain technology that very few people use, and thus, he feels like he is superior, although often it is because the technology is overpriced and/or useless.
that if-g attempted to update me on the weather at my workplace, although i work at a f-cking weather station.

jill can’t stop talking about her new iphone and its many features that i also have on my $50 phone. what an if-g.
someone who thinks they are cool cause they have an iphone
tim is such an if-g.

a cl-ss of h-m-s-xual people who have an affinity for apple’s i-products (e.g. ipod, imac, iphoto, etc…)
as gene looked over at the two grizzly adams-looking men sitting next to him on his jetblue flight to new york, he realized that they were both flaming h-m-s-xuals and their preponderance of apple gear definitely made them ‘if-gs.’
an if-g is a h-m-s-xual apple fan boy. this type of individual will defend their products, regardless or logical reason. you can often find them at any of the following stores: at&t, starbucks and any generic smoothie shoppe.

the original if-g is an individual that goes by the name of “freediver” in the channel #computers located on the efnet ircd.
the if-g at starbucks would not shut up about the upcoming ipad.
one of those idiots who actually think that apple can make a decent mobile phone.
p1: you hear sam is getting rid of his nokia to buy an iphone?
p2: what an if-g!