iFaggery
a condition displayed by if-gs, individuals who have become enamored by trendy, overpriced and untimately useless “apple” products. the current symptoms of if-ggery are typically expressed as:
1. the operation of three (3) or more apple products on one’s person, at once.
2. a tendency to aggrandize common features that may be easily found on any other brand of computer, media device etc.
3. an uncontrollable urge to repeat, in verbatum, the exaggerated, and often fraudulent claims of apple marketing ent-ties.
john’s obsession with his new iphone had quickly deteriorated into a cl-ssic case of if-ggery.
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