Ife

the name ife means love in egyptian. it is given only to females with enough gusto to handle it. ife is very unique, and so the person with the name should be treated as such. mispr-nunciation of the name is not tolerated, and so people who want to talk to someone with this name should learn how to say it first.
wow. that girl is a rarity. her name must be ife!

only an ife would be prepared to take on that task.
a rare std. it originated from inbreeding in pine bluff, arkansas. symptoms can include mental r-t-rdation, loud-mouthness, social r-t-rdation, blisters, uncontrollable annoying singing, sister-banging, and frequent urination. there are possibly more symptoms that will be found in further studies. if you come in contact with a carrier of ives, be advised that there is no known cure. if you believe you have been infected, save your friends and loved ones and become a hermit.
waitress: “your accent sounds fake”

ives infected person (while showing ridiculous pine bluff bicep tattoos): “girl, i’m from pine bluff!!!!!”

innocent bystander: “dude, i think he has the ives”
a chic with ambition and talent! anxiety sometimes gets in her way, but she definitely stands out amongst a crowd!

a girl with a lot of love to give, ‘ife’ means love in egyptian and yoruba (a nigerian language).
ife?… she’s a feisty one!
superhuman being of immense grandure
superhero eg monkeyman or the ivester
sometimes misunderstood, shy/insecure, dark in a way, needs a lot of attention, and can be egotistical when in depressing moods, or unhappy and sometimes express those feelings in art. maybe cheerful when with others, and confedence gets high when he is involved in social groups.
whats there to explain?
instantaneous femc-m explosion
i’m going to fill a waterbed with femc-m, then freeze it, and then push it out into the ocean. and i will call it an ife-burg.
internet f-ckin explorer. the world’s sh-ttiest browser written by a bunch of code monkeys with iq < 16 at microsoft. known for breaking perfectly standards compliant websites and being a nightmare for web developers around the world. currently there exists three versions of this sh-tbag - ife5, ife6, and ife7 -- all of them are non-compliant with each other. msft is now busy creating another of them -- ife9! dude 0: what is ife, dude? dude 1: internet f-ckin explorer, dude!