meatbird


(noun) a place, quite interesting in itself. meatbird can only be found in lively, ontario, canada. things to do at meatbird:

a. drown
b. get covered in goose sh-t
c. get cancer
d. get high
e. get cold
f. smoke
g. get laid
h. swim
jennifer and jacob swam at meatbird.
fat chick.
“f-ckin’ “meat bird” at the bar thought she was pretty d-mn hot, eh. i mean, she has a cute face but i’ll bet she can’t even wipe her own -ss”
a chick who has a wicked face but a slightly chubby body. this chick would be super hot if she had a tidy rig.
dave: gary you should have seen this chick i ruined last night.

gary: oh yeah mate, but na it was you that got ruined.

dave: what are you on about?

gary: well she was m-ssive, but na good work.

dave: f-ck you mate, she had a wicked face.

gary: oath. but that’s about all she had going for her.

dave: are you serious? i was macking her all over the shop and it was awesome.

gary: yeah mate did you try to put your hands around her?

dave: i was slaughtered, how would i know?

gary: yeah i saw her and she had a fat -rs-, she was taller sitting down.

dave: holy sh-t i did a meatbird didn’t i?

gary: yeah mate… again.

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