IFHTF!
stands for “i f-cking hate this f-cker/f-ggot!” used to express one’s hatred of an ap united states history teacher who rejoices in working his students to death by -ssigning them a f-ckload of stupid, unnecessary homework every single f-cking day, despite the fact that his students already have f-cktons of homework from other ap cl-sses. also, ifhtf can be used to express one’s hatred of a teacher who repeatedly insults one’s intelligence and who never grades -ssignments on time.
student: mr. marquina, why do you give so much f-cking homework? aren’t you just a temporary subst-tute?
teacher: (trollface)
student: mr. smith, why do you -ssume that i’m a dumb-ss who doesn’t know sh-t about the cold war?
teacher: (arrogant trollface)
student: mr. c-ckblocker, why do you give us so much homework but never grade the -ssignments?
teacher: (in arrogant surfer accent) i’m busy. my girlfriend … this … that … motorcycle … fun … beach … leisure time … you know.
student: (head explodes)
all 3 students: ifhtf!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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