iFinger


it’s the finger(s) you purposely keep clean when you eat something messy so you could operate your touchscreen smartphone/tablet/gps without making the screen look like your plate.
these ribs are delicious and messy, but i have to keep my pinky clean cause its my ifinger.
what you give when someone is bragging about their new icr-p.
iderp: duh look at my new ipad. it’s just like the iphone i also have but it’s bigger and more expensive and even cr-ppier
me: here’s my ifinger
an adult, plastic toy developed by apple to provide special customer service. known as steve job’s last great innovation.
1. my ifinger is too big. hopefully apple will make the ifinger 2 smaller
the pain that occurs in your finger from using devices such as an iphone, ipad or other touchscreen devices.
the doctor ordered limited touchscreen use to treat johnny’s bad case of ifinger.

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