mediocre musicians (ie: indy suburbanites) that upload their own mp3’s to their ipod to boost self confidence, fill absentee s-x life and gain momentary crediblity among endangered cliques.
dude, i walked into my little brother’s room yesterday and caught him iflogging again to his rendition of “loretta’s scars”.
a woman that destroys p-n-ss’ and feds it to her family ” man this guy totally got kolbinator on his d-ck. he has no d-ck” ” look out the kolbinator is coming.”
- Sex Yoda
when you teach someone with a virgin state of mind things about s-x and a variety of not pure things. a corrupter of innocent minds. usually not a parent figure. most likely the older boys at school. man! i didn’t know what a cincinnati bowtie was until my s-x yoda taught me what that meant. […]
- Mr. Meaty
kick-ss puppet show on nickelodeon, a network formerly known as pinwheel. it takes place in a burger joint at a food court in scaunchboro mall. there are two main characters. their names are josh redgrove and parker d-nkleman. parker is sooo funny. their goal is to make a monster movie. all g-d’s creatures, fresh off […]
- mr mcfeeley
a surprisingly public pedophile on the mr. rogers show. fred rogers employed mr. mcfeeley on a work-furlough program, and openly discussed mcfeeley’s irrisistable urges on the show. mcfeeley explained that he was heavily medicated, and the children on the show had nothing to fear as long as the cameras continued to roll. he is listed […]
- Plant Murderer
a person who has a long history of accidentally killing plants. that plant murderer sure has a brown thumb. i’m such a plant murderer, this is the fifth plant i’ve killed this week!