ifob
a freaken ipod-wannabe mp3/mp4 player that are being sold from china; also with extreme poor quality, and too much quant-tied features being offered, which are usually bad.
customer: dude! i got ripped off buying this mp3 player from china!
friend: why?
customer: this “ifob” fcked up the next day!
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