IITYWYGMAQ
if i tell you, will you give me a quarter?
a new customer sees a sign in a bar that reads, “iitywygmaq”. in a puzzled voice he asks the barkeep the meaning of the sign. the barkeep replies, “if i tell you will you give me a quarter?” the customer gives the barkeep a quarter & waits. after a minute, the customer asks the barkeep again the meaning of the sign. the barkeep repeats his earlier statement & the customer is furious, but digs out another 25 cent piece & waited. the customer is livid now. this time the barkeep points to each letter as he says “if i tell you, will you give me a quarter?” the customer left blushing.
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