ifpology
a non-apology where the apologizer seeks to put the onus for an offense on those offended, and the word “if” sets a condition by which they are not really sorry. a form of fauxpology.
“i’m sorry if anyone was offended by my slur.”
“so, if no one was offended, that makes it okay, and you’re not sorry? cl-ssic ifpology.”
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