involuntary fist pumping syndrome. when someone breaks out in a random frantic fist pumping rage as if there was a beat that was fighting them and they had to beat that beat back. common cases of ifps have been reported all over the nation, but top medical scientists say that the pandemic started in whats known as the jersey sh-r-. a doc-mentry on mtv named jersey sh-r- showed how people live with ifps, and how harmful it can become to ones mental health. living ifps was origanlly suppose to be and episode for truelife but mtv recoqnized the seriousness of the issue of ifps so they decide to make a doc-mentry instead. symptoms include but are not limited to violent behaviors, heavy drinking, and in the worst cases people have been reported to fist pump to death. this sickness should not be ignored if your friends start to seem like they have ifps you should follow doctors orders and not hang out with douchebags.
vinny: yo it looks like ronnie’s got ifps.
mike (the situation): yeah man it does. yo ronnie beat that beat!
1) ideal farting position
2) a position of the body where the emission of flatulance is conducive.
‘don’t spread your legs on me- h-llo?! ifp!!!’
abbreviation for : inward fist pump
the action of clutching one’s fist while quickly retracting the arm towards the chest or shoulder to express a feeling of victory or relief.
a. “oh man, i totally forgot to do my taxes and they’re due tomorrow!”
b. “didn’t you hear? the president just declared a month-long extension for our county since we were in a flood zone! taxes aren’t due until may 11th!”
a. “what?! really!?! yesss!!!” ifp
in for picture. used when people request picture of the subject’s g/f, sister, sister’s cousin, sister’s best friend and any female pictures that has nothing to do with the thread topic.
my sister’s car has problem idling. what could be the problem?
reply: pics of your sister?
2nd reply: ifp!
it is a skateboarding team which tries to help other gangs, but has a lot of problems doing it. “skate-bor-hood’s enemies are tiko, agt, dj and other skateboarding gangs located in la.”
a game that a group of tards play. they stand outside the artroom and slap eachother in the scr-t-. kids with d-ck on the brain, nuts in the mouth and two-wheel dumptruck in the -ss all the time. those kids are so gay. they play tagbag all the time. they will never have kids and […]
- tag em and bag em
used during compet-tive gaming. derived from toe tags and body bags. should only be said after a sweet kill. can be compared to pwned or owned or any other word with a similar use. -player 1 frags player 2 and 3- player 1: “tag em and bag em!!!!!” player 2 + 3: “i hate u.”
used to describe a person who is unusually tall and lanky. this person could also be cl-ssified as a tree monster, and suffers from a rare form of add(attention deficit disorder) called tahy-dd. “oh man, look at that tahy over there!”
- taint burgler
a person responsible for stealing or laying claim to m-ssive amounts of taint. quick, hide the taint, here comes the taint burgler. that taint burgler should be locked up for burgling all that taint.