correction: the worst way to spend the month of july. drama geeks and band nerds. if you’re normal, stay away. far away.
did you see that girl talking to herself at ifta?
short for “fairfax county summer inst-tute for the arts”
ifta is a summer program offered to any rising 7th-12th graders living in fairfax county.
it is the best way to spend the month of july.
held in fairfax high school, a place that’s confusing as h-ll if you’ve never been there, but once you’ve mastered it there are so many shortcuts and hising places and other fun stuff that you never want to leave. there is also a nearly obscene ammount of vending machines.
going to ifta you will meet the greatest -ssortment of people ever. artists, musicians, actors, dancers, singers, triple-threats, punks, goths, weirdos, ravers, gays, and all manner of other cool people.
the administration really dosen’t care what you do as long as you show up for your cl-sses. this means that don;t care when people come wearing kilts, suits, sporting 3 foot fauxhawks, sitting on the floor with a mini tv plugged into the wall so they can play nintendo, running around the halls singing, breakdancing, etc.
concerts in the courtyard during lunch are courtesy of “making the band” which is a cl-ss made up of rock musicians who also happen to be all of ifta’s worst trouble makers.
for those who understand, ifta is the greatest thing on earth.
sam: are you going to ifta next summer?
f-ki: h-ll yeah, and i’m gonna wear my kilt.
i find this amusing
original idea from am chief & josh elite. js
josh elite: dude, i heard this crazy joke yesterday:
josh elite: why did the chicken cross the street?
am chief: i don’t know
josh elite:because the other animals called him a chicken!
am chief: ifta!
stands for ‘i find that amusing’
person #1: i’m sad and now i’m taking drugs
person #2: ifta
acronym for “i’m gonna kill myself” dude #1: d00d my gf broke up with me, igkm dude #2: take pics pls kthx
the tip of a p-n-s jim: that car is ugly as f-ck mike: yeah that thing looks like my iglinasaurous
- i have no words to use so...
i am out of words html doesn’t work you f-g. i have no words to do definitions for, so i did this one. bo.
- i'll fax you a m*ff shot
i’ll get back to you/let you know. usually by electronic means. geeza 1: you out for a bevvy on the weekend? geeza 2: not sure, i’ll fax you a m-ff shot.
mascot for the university of illinois. illie is everywhere! a street drug made from embalming fluid and duct tape. marijuana is dipped in the finished product and smoked. users claim to have similar experience to pcp and causes the entire body to feel numb. hey, let’s get high on illie and die.