Ifty Bifty


a shifty sort of fellow – the type who hangs around building sites trying to sell you stuff by saying things like ‘would you like a lawnmower for £5? it’s a bit sh-t yeah, but it’s alright.’
‘that fellow over there trying to sell you that lawnmower is a right old ifty bifty.’

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