Iggy Ironic


1. a confused, whiney little emo boy who lives a double life and is the most pointless creation ever. he carries millions of diseases that haven’t even been discovered yet.

2. connor wright

3. iggy ironic is a mysp-ce wh-r- with a big ego and a small d-ck. he tries way too hard, just so he can look like a huge f-ggot. haha. just like a typical f-ggot, iggy ironic will throw a hissy fit when he doesn’t get his way.
a typical conversation between two gay lovers, brandon bracket and iggy ironic…

iggy: brandon, can i suck your d-ck?

brandon: yeah

-iggy ironic proceeds to suck his lover’s d-ck for ten hours-=
iggy ironic is a chronic illness that enters the body through the blood stream and slowly makes its way to every internal organ, turning them emo and effectively killing you. but that’s not the worst part of this illness. before you die, iggy ironic will turn you into a whiney, pointless, c-cky -sshole.. and then you’ll die.

symptoms of this illness are:
sudden, uncontrollable urges to;
get on mysp-ce,
take pictures,
endlessly photoshop said pictures,
look up emo hairstyles on the internet,
suck brandon brackett’s d-ck,
join r-t-rded groups on mysp-ce,
hang out at the mall with other emos,
smoke weed,
and suck brandon brackett’s d-ck

if you have experienced any of these symptoms, get help immediately. iggy ironic is a very serious illness that is not to be taken lightly, and if left untreated it can become deadly.
person 1: “i was walking in the mall one day, and i had an iggy ironic attack. the next thing i knew, i was waking up on the floor of hot topic, a camera laying next to me, with a mouth full of brandon brackett’s c-m.”

person 2: “i had iggy ironic for about 3 years, and then i had my first child. after i had her, the doctors told me, ‘your baby has iggy ironic’. and of course i was terrified and felt horribly responsible. she is only one year old and already has an addiction to mysp-ce.”

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