Ignore the plant
what you say when you’re about to f-ck/make-out with someone while a vegetable(person) or someone with the brain capacity of a vegetable is in a nearby room or in the room.
girl: are we gonna f-ck.
girl 2: yes, now shhhh, ignore the plant.
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