Ignoregasm
ignoregasm: noun ig-nawr-gaz-uhm
in social media, an ignoregasm happens when you ignore or block someone who’s been so boring or obnoxious, the relief’s beyond ecstasy.
“remember i told you jenny’s so excruciatingly tedious, i felt like my wall’s being soiled by a naughty puppy whenever she posted on it? well, i finally had to do something about it. guess what? i’d no sooner clicked ‘block’ when i had the most mind-boggling ignoregasm imaginable.”
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