IITYWYBMAD
an acronym for “if i tell you will you buy me a drink.” one usually has iitywybmad printed somewhere where nosey people can read it and subsequently be suckered into buying one a drink.
bob: what does iitywybmad mean?
sam: if i tell you will you buy me a drink?
bob: hmm… alright you cheap b-st-rd! what does it mean?
sam: if i tell you will you buy me a drink?
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