igoo
igoo is the filmy, slimy, smeary gunk that builds up on your i-devices, blackberry, ipad, iphone, touch screen that you must wipe off periodically so as not to appear like a greasy faced person
“dude, the igoo on your phone is gro-wiss”
my phone is covered in igoo so i need to rub it on my pants.
the igoo on my ipad is so thick and juicy that i need a towel and window cleaner
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