“i’m gonna rescue you from this burning building, phil “, said dan.
other person: aw, that’s so sweet, ily❤
to be a extreme dude he is dudatiosism for his new hair
- ese please
latino slang for ‘homie, please’. ese, please. your ex’s girl is que fea. you’re too good for that vato.
- glazed mae
- hot pitchford
a hot pitchford is when one with a terrible tattoo consumes a large quant-ty of alcoholic refreshments and proceeds to engage in romance with multiple girls of very large preoportion. this can also be know as whale hunting or pig loving. i’m so ashamed i was so drunk last night i went a did a […]
a person who trys to turn everything you say and do into something wrong. twist thinks around. act like you wrong all the time. norcocist