ihwputsfa
i hate when people use those stupid f-cking abbreviations
i dated a girl, briefly, who actually said “l-o-l” during a phone conversation with one of her friends. that was our first and last date, and ended immediately after i heard her say that. i learned my lesson, and haven’t dated anyone under 21 since. ihwputsfa
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