IISHBANGDIIDLE
he acts like a dad, its kind of sad because he doesn’t have a mom, everyone picks on him its hard for him to get along, he smokes the finest green from a bong, he likes sucking d-ck he just sounds so wrong, your momma your momma that’s all he says, he cant even get a b-tch in his bed, he smells like sh-t sort like he is dead, he sucks a lot of c-ck and it goes all to his head, tats cover his arms because he cant even cope with life, smelly -ss red neck get out of my sight, little -ss man cant even fight, hes in bed by midnight, he gots a dog that named shaboodle, he likes to play with his little noodle, hes half cat and part poodle, on his free time he loves to doodle, i got my tubes tide call me a female, i shot blanks but no guy can tell, dry humb my -ss, it might hurt but i wont take a hall p-ss, 5 fingers in my hole, f-ck me hard f-ck my sole, if u get crabs im not the one to blame, wants you f-ck me you will not be the same, its cloudy outside but i will make it rain, call me the big daddy kain, my d-ck so small its such a shame, gears of war is the one to blame, where are our frags, im always host i never lag, im ishbangdidle and im a f-g, modded controller it never jams, 250 dollars out of my hands, f-ck these b-tches i don’t need a clan, i don’t need anything else but my ham, 10 bullets in you and youll scream god d-mn, i f-ck your mom hard, her p-ssy looks like pam, she calls me her number one fan,
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