iJacked

when your iphone no longer functions properly after upgrading to ios 8.
dude, did you get my message?
nah man, my phone is ijacked!

nuff said.
when your e-communication efforts (text/emails/status updates) are thwarted by the auto correct feature on the iphone, distorting your intended meaning.
person one writing on friends wall: don’t forget we have to be at inventory at 7. would you like a ride?

friend: yeah, thanks for offering. thanks for the reminder, too. my member doesn’t work so well these days. old age!

person one: there’s a pill for that:

friend: oh d-mn, my post was ijacked.

husband: babe i don’t feel like cooking tonight can you bring home some human beef from golden china.

wife: ewwww

husband: oh no! hunan…i’ve been ijacked
to have one’s ident-ty stolen, as in hijacked.
i paid for my 3 rolled taco combo with my credit card, and the cashier stole my credit card number and i-jacked my ident-ty.
when your cell phone (specifically iphone) is used by another to send a text or take a picture without your knowledge.
when i wasn’t looking, my best friend ijacked my phone and sent a text to my wife telling her she was ugly.
when someone control-freakishly brings their i-pod to the party and takes over.
we were listening to k&d when igor totally i-jacked our air buzz and played maroon 5 all night.
someone stole your ipod.
i left my ipod laying around and it was ijacked!