iJealousy


when some on is jealous of your iphone or ipod
tom- jack hates me.
john- he just has ijealousy.
tom- the why arn’t you ijealous?
john-because i have the new iphone.
tom- i hate you.
john- now you have ijealousy.
coveting or envying a person’s owning of apple products in particular the i-pod or the i-mac.
i’ve got some serious i-jealousy going on with ben’s i-mac.

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