an acronym for i just farted. you would use it in a situation when no one is talking and you want to make the people feel awkward or uncomfortable. you could also use it just to let your friends know.
person 1: guess what!?
person 2: what..
person 1: ijf
person 2: haha….-walks away slowly-
don’t know, for sure. maybe it’s i’m just f—-ing sayin
ijfs: it stands alone.
- Inside-Outted Pillow
a person’s chest when someone else is sleeping or resting on it. “the day’s as small as the window and i’m an inside-outted pillow.”
- insurance fraud
a person in need of cash. they will deliberately chuck themselves in front of vehicles just to get compensation. they will use some of their money from the insurance company to pay the health bills to recover, and then the rest is pure profit. i think i hit an insurance fraud, ‘cus he chucked himself […]
the act of two or more really sh-t people getting into meaningless debates over cr-p that involves no logic or reason. people nubsquabling often rage quit and talk in such a manner that it is obvious they are hideously ugly. “f-ck man, pudge is so good solo mid!” “i dont even wanna respond cause i […]
a move in german scat films involving a hose, in which the hose is put in the rear end of one partic-p-te. once said hose is placed the other places their mouth around the hose and tries to manually give the other an enima. i ate so much taco bell, it felt like someone nighswongered […]
a song that consists of both nightcore and hardstyle/jumpstyle genres. it is fairly unknown genre and is considered as a hardstyle/jumpstyle genre that has been ‘nightcored’ -listening to purple ramon- ‘isn’t that nightcore?’ ‘nahh mate it’s nightstyle’