IJOSL
in jesus’ official sh-t list
an acronym for the popular phrase: “in jesus’ official sh-t list”. the acronym was originally a part of a larger acronym – hdiftbijosl – which stands for: “how does it feel to be in jesus’ official sh-t list?” this particular acronym was rarely used as people had a hard time memorizing eleven letters and executing them properly without looking like a total idiot. eventually it was shortened to, ijosl.
unlike wwjd (what would jesus do) which is meant to help an individual make morally right decisions in difficult situations, this acronym is used to inform a person if he/she has done something wrong – something terribly, terribly wrong.
it has not been proven that such a list actually exists – but one can only speculate that somewhere beyond the incomprehensible spectrum of reality; resting on jesus’ desk, sits a meter long list of names with the word “sh-t” capitalized across the top most part of the list.
those unfortunate few who have made the list will not be invited to jesus’ tea party – which experts believe will take place just before the apocalypse.
some notable people who have made the list:
.hitler
.kevin federline
.judas
.bill o’reilly
.darth vader(jesus is a total starwars fanboy)
.star jones
.kevin federline (yes. jesus added his name twice. it wasnt a mistake)
.the invisible man turned pervert
.pontius pilate
.paris hilton
.me (oh cr-p – what did i do to offend jesus this time!?)
oh judas, dude – how could you nark on me man? ok thats it – you are now ijosl!
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