Turdmongler


noun. pr-nounced (t-erd-mon-gul-er)

1.) a person or thing that mongles t-rds.
2.) one who collects or hords large numbers or quant-ties of cr-p or #%-!
3.) any person or thing that brings dung or feces into their life in a rapid or consistant manner
4.) jonathan terrill
5.) one that is full of cr-p
jeff: jonathan told me that he was going to attack me.

tucker: did he also mention that i ate your last peice of cake?

jeff: what the “f” tucker?!

tucker:dude, calm down bra.

jeff: you’re such a t-rdmongler tucker.

tucker: so what about jonathan?

jeff: he’s a t-rdmongler too.
noun: one who steals t-rds, a thief of t-rds
tyler reuter is such a t-rd mongler, he is always jacking all my t-rds!
noun: one who steals t-rds, a thieve of t-rds.
tyler reuter is a t-rd mongler, he loves to steal my t-rds!

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