ikea gnome
the s-xiest of all gnomes. mostly evil.
girl: wow, that ikea gnome is hot af
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it is the art of playing music that has reference to s-x while you pound a lady in bed when i f-ck you i’m going to play some f-ck jamz
- mullaker
someone who lugs heavy loads get the mullaker in to shift those bales
- west tennessee worm toss
when you’re behind a lady engaged in safe s-x, but it just isn’t working. in one swift maneuver, you pull, grab, toss and pump – effectively removing the intercourse impediment from your johnson. lacy, there’s a condom stuck to your wall… yeah, i think brad pulled the old west tennessee worm toss last night.
- gum hum
oral s-x of the p-n-s performed by a toothless individual. such persons mike include an old woman or a toothless prost-tute. the old lady i met at the grocery store followed me back home and gave me a gum hum. that toothless meth wh-r- gum hums really good for $5.
- evolved
develop gradually, changing over time. humans went from money’s to humans. you didn’t just hit p-b-rty bro, you evolved.