Ikea Lovenest
n. the result of incorporating ikea furniture and other merchandise to form a cozy atmosphere.
a metaphor for a serious commitment/relationship developed from or within such an environment as described above.
“i went shopping at ikea yesterday to buy more stuff for my ikea lovenest.”
“i just like taking it slow. at this point of time i don’t want any serious commitment, i don’t want to be your only true friend who you spend all your time with, and i don’t want to build a cozy ikea lovenest.”
–commitment-phobic boyfriend
n. the result of incorporating ikea furniture and other merchandise to form a cozy atmosphere.
a metaphor for a serious commitment/relationship developed from or within such an environment as described above.
“i went shopping at ikea yesterday to buy more stuff for my ikea lovenest.”
“i just like taking it slow. at this point of time i don’t want any serious commitment, i don’t want to be your only true friend who you spend all your time with, and i don’t want to build a cozy ikea lovenest.”
–commitment-phobic boyfriend
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