the act of walking into an ikea store, immediatly falling in love with every piece of furniture therein, and resolving someday (when you are rich and/or famous) to buy everything in said store.
i’ve got such bad ikea l-st, we might have to extend our trip by a couple days so we can go back and look at everything again!
- il bacchino
bl-w j-b incase your in italy and people think your a hooker ;p “give me a il bacchino” ?
eliciting details of an illicit manner my bashfulness kept me from responding to my friends’ illicitation for details about my one-night stand
- smoker bashing
when you and a group of individuals walk the streets at night looking for smokers. then you just beat them and call them p-ss–s for smoking cigarettes. the other day when i was exiting work, i was attacked by the cigarette smell of some coworkers. man, i felt like smoker bashing right then and there.
- smoky eye
putting out your cigarette in someone’s -sshole. drew threw a bulls-eye with that marlboro red, and managed to give aj a smoky eye from all the way across the room the act of putting a cigarette or cigar out in another person’s -n-s. “the hooker complained about me smoking while we were doing it, so […]
- i love me some
novel grammatical structure indicating “i always like” something. kinda like the middle voice in ancient greek. frequently used in reference to a love object, or favorite band. when i asked her what she wanted for breakfast, kate stirred and said, “mmm, i love me some scrambled eggs!” “oh, i’d love me some beyonce, you bet!” […]