Ikea Thumb

i) describing a natural talent for -ssembling ikea furniture.
ii) the blister and callus’ arising on the thumb following the -ssembly of ikea furniture, due to the motion required to turn the alan keys.
george is taking it easy, he got a bad case of ikea thumb today after -ssembling all those billy shelves.

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