i) describing a natural talent for -ssembling ikea furniture.
ii) the blister and callus’ arising on the thumb following the -ssembly of ikea furniture, due to the motion required to turn the alan keys.
george is taking it easy, he got a bad case of ikea thumb today after -ssembling all those billy shelves.
a fugly guy on the spanish soccer team, who just won the world cup. person 1: omg!! iker is s-xy person 2: ew, no. he’s so fug.
a condition caused by prolonged exposure to an ikea store. symptoms include irritability, tiredness, and a very strong urge to purchase an extremely large quant-ty of items. the only cure for this condition is to immediately proceed to the checkout stand, and leave the store as quickly as possible. if you begin to feel irritated, […]
term used to describe a sl-tty girl or b-tch that wont stop talking about how many times she got laid. g-d that f-ck-ng netio wont shut up about the time she banged both my cousins.
obviously obvious. extremely clear and without question. it was obvisiously clear he couldn’t drive home when he fell off his bar stool trying to go to the bathroom.
- persian sungl*sses
the act of waiting until someone has fallen asleep (usu. through intoxication) then proceeding to position oneself over the sleeping party in such a way as to drop your scr-t-m onto their closed eyelids. pete: hey mate did you hear about conor? james: no, what happened him now? pete: he fell asleep at that house […]