Ikeaphile



an ikeaphile is someone who is addicted to the low cost, modern swedish world of ikea.
this person is pr-ne to driving long miles to eat swedish meatb-lls and may have an addiction to lingonberry juice. there taste is in modern furniture with a european flare but not expensive and in better condition than items from other stores. be very careful: ikeaphiles will sometimes do and say anything to get lost in the giant blue store. they may carry around tape rulers and shopping lists in their pockets and complain where their shopping cart isn’t four wheel drive.

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