an injury which is obtained when one lifts heavy things at ikea.
omg whats that black thing sticking out of your side?!
i lifted a billy bookcase, i think ive given myself an ikernia!!
lethargic, lazy, tired hey dude, i’m feeling kind of lamu today. i don’t want to have s-x.
the feeling of amazement which arises when it is difficult for a person to imagine something that he or she has encountered being any better than it is. i was impressed by her exquisite beauty.
- law of the lifeboat
who gets to eat who, when. hq demands a 10% staffing cut. it’s you or me. i’m sorry, its the law of the lifeboat.
- left lamer
person who drives slow in the left hand lane or drives the same speed as someone who is the right hand lane. either way, there is no chance to p-ss. it’s a play on words for “left laner.” that left lamer needs to move their -ss over so i can p-ss.
a highly motivated, positive force. a bright, gleaming, warm ray of light that will touch your soul and bring a smile to your face. you will be brought to tears of laughter by the sound of her voice and her outlandish humor. be sure to take a picture of this being, as she will not […]